Tag: Alien Hominid Invasion

ḁ̷̭̙͚͑̂̚ŕ̸̦̖͔̓ͅe̸̛̗̲͋̇͝ ̶̣̐͜a̴͔̤̩̓̀͂l̷̬͎͐̅̃͝ȉ̴͖̱͈̪̓͐̈ȇ̸̪̪̫̺̂̑́n̴̘͑͋̾͐͜ś̵̙̥͉̎͊̐ͅ ̴̨̺̗̐̂n̷̻̱͌͆̑̚ä̸͍͍̪͚́̾u̶̧̢̿̈́̊̒g̸̙̋̾͝h̵̯̔t̵̰͍͍̑͜͠y̴̥͂͑͋ ̵͉͊o̶̥̲̯͝r̴̰̳̹͚̐̌̿́ ̸̱͔̟̫͋̀̕ǹ̵͍͔̙̜́̿i̷̻͛c̶̛̻̓̈́e̸̤͝͠?̶̥͆͑̇ u̸̠͛̓̈́n̴̰̦̫̙̓̈l̷̢̡̞̣͌͝i̸̜͋m̴͈͙͎͛̌ͅi̸̧̘͕̓̔̄͐t̷̺͔̄̍è̴͈͠d̷͉̦̭̖͛̆ ̵̢̇͆ç̵̛͛o̸͖̯̤͖̐͋͝o̴̪̫̺̜͝k̸̲̽ǐ̴̘̼̪͍̍̅͑e̴̛̹̖̕s̶̛͔̻ w̷͚̒͆̅̔h̵̓͘͜ě̶͍̿͆ṟ̷̯̦̆̉̒ê̷͕̥͈͚͋̐̂ ̴̢̯̦̦̐̈́̈́t̸̤̆ơ̴̡̼̞͠ ̵̟̭̙̽̀̃ẅ̶̡́͊̓a̸̦̗̮̕ţ̵̱̒̾̒͛c̸̱̩͖̞͑͌͑ḩ̸͚̪̉̿̕ͅ ̵̪̟͌̽͆R̸̨̆̎ù̵̬ḑ̶̳̼̩̈́͆̊̕ō̴̧̬͈͠l̴̝̖̖̄͝p̵̯͍͋h̸̙̒͜ h̷̨̋ọ̴̈w̵̧̋ ̸̤̋t̵̛̺o̴̞͛ ̷͚͂w̷͎͝r̷̲̋ä̷͇́p̶̧͂ ̵̮̈́ạ̸̛n̵̲̐ ̸̫̀i̵̞͑c̴̓͜ë̶̝ ̶̹̊c̵̛̟r̵͍͆e̶̩͋à̶̢m̴͖̆ ̶͉͑c̷̠̾ő̶͍ń̸̪ẻ̷̥ p̸̹̽ṟ̶͋e̷̫͂t̴̗̍t̴͕̿ÿ̶͎́ ̵̛͇C̵͍͋h̵̰̃r̴̰̎i̴͓͛s̶̓͜ţ̵̛m̸̱̌a̷̦͠s̶̻̒ ̸̱̀ḻ̴͋i̵͚͋g̸̘̈́ḥ̷̿t̴͖͘ŝ̸̫ w̵̰̋h̶͙͊e̸̝̒r̸̩̂e̵̦͠ ̷̯̑i̵̦̓s̶̞̈́ ̷̢͑S̷̞̈́a̷̢͐n̴͕̊ţ̷͋ǎ̷̖ ̵̓͜r̴̤̉i̵̢͋g̷̟͛ḧ̶͖́ṭ̵̎ ̶̯̈n̵͓͑o̴̬̍w̸̻̍ These are just some of the searches we found when our mainframe was invaded by aliens. It seems that they’re all in the holiday spirit and trying to make… Read more »