Castle Crashers Physical now available on our merch store!

It’s time! Through one round of pre-orders and a record-breaking flash sale, Castle Crashers Remastered is available for Nintendo Switch physical! Stocked and distributed through our merch store DIRECTLY, you can place an order for it beginning today, April 1st at 12PM PDT!

No, this is not an elaborate joke and definitely not an April Fools Day prank, IT’S TIME. So sharpen your broccoli sword, eat your sandwich and close your helmet, for crying out loud, because we have some castles to crash.

The price remains the same since our initial limited launch of it: $29.99 excluding shipping for the game itself, and it comes with a sticker pack and character unlock guide book! Yes, a GUIDE BOOK for you to physically hold and flip through, a reminder of the days long gone spent poring over guides and maps and unlocks and combo buttons…all that’s missing is pizza and Surge Cola and you, too, can have your childhood back*
*No guarantees but hey, it’s nice to think about

All of us here at The Behemoth are grateful to the fans and friends we’ve made along the way with this title and all our other game babies, and we truly thank you for waiting [mostly] patiently for this release. 

We posted a while back that we have temporarily suspended international orders through our store while we review more affordable options to YOU, our beloved international merch lovers! We are still in the middle of this process, so our merch store will continue to be North America (US/Canada) only for the time being. We truly appreciate your understanding and patience as we try to restructure this to make it better for you, and assure you that this is not the final chance to secure Castle Crashers in its physical form. We’ll let you know as soon as possible!

Happy April Fool’s Day! Orange you glad this isn’t a prank and you [probably] aren’t the fool today?

Valentine’s Day Contest Winners!

We asked, and you all most certainly answered! Not only that, but you answered so hard we had to push our winner reveal out by a day to make sure each entry got the amount of eyes on it that it deserved. We’re always blown away by the amount of talent, passion, and attention to detail that our community possesses, so good job! To you specifically! Pat yourself on the back right now. I’m waiting.

Good job!

We received nearly three hundred entries for our Pink Knight Valentine’s Day art contest and while we wish we could award all three hundred of you people a Pink Knight figurine…contests are contests, and you either win first place or you LOSE!!!1!! (But try to keep a sunny disposition, nobody likes a CRYBABY.)

Except with this contest, we originally had only three winners. And we realized that we couldn’t pick just three. We realized we’re so surrounded on all sides by artists (and sculptors, and crocheters, and…ice cream molders?) So instead of purely winning or losing, the Necromancer found it in their heart to resurrect a few more goodies (read as: Blacksmith plushies!).

(For an ultra full-sized viewing experience of each entry, please right click and ‘view image in new tab’)

Presenting to you, our three winners of a Pink Knight figurine:


A beautiful claymation entry featuring a star studded cast list of Behemoth characters!




Pink Knight, Aliens, Hamsters, OH MY!

Presenting to you, our three winners of a BLACKSMITH plushie:


This papercraft card really, ah, JUMPED OUT at us!


Props to Pink Knight for putting themselves out there with this one! </3

Stupid Pumpkin

Our final Blacksmith winner is Stupid Pumpkin! Pretty fitting!

While chickens can’t talk, this chicken has chicken fingers, and wanted to thank everybody who submitted, participated, posted their art, and made us smile. It’s nice to take a step back and focus on love, rainbows, and hamsters every once in a while. We read and reviewed every single entry, whether or not we were able to give yours a personal response. This warm, fuzzy feeling inside was something akin to heartburn for us, so we decided to share it with everyone: go check out the full album of submissions here. They were too good to not be showcased.

Honorary mentions who shall always have a special place in our chicken hearts:




Extra awesome

clam godwer



The Dudster



Thank you for abiding by the No Hair Collage rule (for the most part 🤮), save for one very clever submitter who blessed our eyes with a HARE Collage:

Thank you to the many who offered to send eye-bleach on the chance we did get hair collage submissions, and just thanks in general for reading our blogs and hanging out with us all these years. 

And thank you to the people who wished the chickens running the contest a happy day. <3 We heart you.