A Prisoner’s Tale

The guard did growleth as he pushed us out,
Catnip stanking up each breath.
“Your turn has come at last,” he mewed,
His eyes aglow with death.

In leaps and bounds, the course was run;
We gave it every ounce of heart.
So silently, the audience sat enrapt,
That thou couldst hear a kitten fart.

But when we came to that final jump
Promising freedom from my cell,
My companion, she did puncheth me,
And laughed loudly as I fell.

Falling, falling… I wonder now,
Won’t our imprisonment ever cease?!
Mayhaps someone will Spring my friends…
Mayhaps they near Release!

New Goodies for PAX East 2013

As one Behemoth team prepares for the most epic BattleBlock Theater Beta in the world, another team is working hard on all the plans for the upcoming Penny Arcade Expo in Boston.

For the past few months, the trade show team has been creating prototypes for a couple Behemoth plush designs, a set of game character keychains and even a doggy toy! The prototypes were then sent to the manufacturer we use and what returned to our office is what we think is a very fun set of new goodies for 2013.

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A few of things we’ve added:

  • 1st EVER The Behemoth Chicken Plush
  • NEW BattleBlock Theater vinyl keychains
  • NEW Castle Crashers vinyl keychains
  • NEW Alien Hominid vinyl keychain
  • NEW Cat Guard Piggy Bank
  • NEW Cat Guard Dog Toy
  • AND MORE!

 

We’ll also be bringing some of the Necromancer stuff from the Kickstarter project we did last year. Of course, the arcade cabinets will be back in Boston again for some free play of Castle Crashers and BattleBlock Theater.

As the event gets closer, we’ll post more photos of what’s to come as well as reveal the PAX East 2013 Exclusive T-shirt design! So mark your calendars for March 22nd to March 24th, because The Behemoth will be invading the  Boston Convention & Exhibition Center at Booth 512 this year!