BattleBlock Theater Beta Starts Today!


It’s here. It’s there! It’s soon to be everywhere! We have sent out official invites to all qualified Beta Registrants and Beta Codes will be e-mailed later today between 9AM and 10AM PST.  On this joyous day of BattleBlock Theater Beta launch we will have distributed 10,000 beta codes to combatants all over the world.

At this time we are still accepting registrations for the BattleBlock Theater Closed Beta, but new registrants should expect that they won’t get a response for a couple of days.

To celebrate  this special day, we’d like to introduce some special BattleBlock Theater friends of ours. Having all been shipwrecked on the same island, these prisoners/performers all share one similar trait. Candy Corn Fear.

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A Prisoner’s Tale

The guard did growleth as he pushed us out,
Catnip stanking up each breath.
“Your turn has come at last,” he mewed,
His eyes aglow with death.

In leaps and bounds, the course was run;
We gave it every ounce of heart.
So silently, the audience sat enrapt,
That thou couldst hear a kitten fart.

But when we came to that final jump
Promising freedom from my cell,
My companion, she did puncheth me,
And laughed loudly as I fell.

Falling, falling… I wonder now,
Won’t our imprisonment ever cease?!
Mayhaps someone will Spring my friends…
Mayhaps they near Release!