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Super Soviet Missile Mastar launch is GO

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Greetings Comrade!

On day of 40th capitalist leader, Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday, The Behemoth Mother Russia launch game to improve life quality of proletariat citizen. Super Soviet Missile Mastar (Super Soviet) requires your Marxists fingers to take control of “care package” that must be safely delivered to undisclosed country of origin. Along the way you’ll encounter birds, helicopters, and even revived B-1 bombers from the Carter Administration! You will enjoy. Da!

Thanks to Reaganomics (see what we did there) we can offer you this title for absoloutely free! But, please  to remember, in Soviet Russia games play you!

Observing please game’s glorious 8-bit technology here on iTunes.

New Castle Crasher on PSN will leave you tickled Pink

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You asked for it, and we listened. The single most requested character will be joining the battle on PSN on February 8th; in brand new additional content for Castle Crashers. We give you…. the Pink Knight!

Born out of popular demand, rumor, and Tom Fulp’s Beard, the Pink Knight is ready to bring the love in. The playable Pink Knight will come packed with the Lollipop and 4 other brand new additional weapons. Warning: Adorable.

The Pink Knight Pack will be available on PSN for $1.99 and 100% of The Behemoth’s revenue from Pink Knight pack sales will be donated to charities devoted to Breast Cancer Research.

Now before you become sad dear XBLA fans, remember Behemoth loves you too. We are working hard on a title update for XBLA that will feature the Pink Knight as a playable character as well. In the coming weeks we’ll have some more updates as to how and when this update will occur, and most importantly what will be included.  Rest assured, Pink Knight is coming for you too. With love.

Tournament of Champions Qualifying Round COMPLETE!

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Greetings Earth people!

Congratulations to those who made it into the top 100 Weekly Ranked Arena leaderboards to qualify for the XBLA Tournament of Champions!!

We sent a freind request to all of you from a “TheBehemothTOC” gamertag, so be sure to accept that!  More information and full tournament rules can be found HERE. In order to register for the tournament you’ll have to go to that link and read and accept the Terms and Conditions by filling out the registration form at the bottom of the page. Remember, you’ll need your parent or guardian’s permission if you are under 18.

Here’s some good news for those who were CLOSE but not in the top 100. We’ll invite several beyond the top 100 (in the order they were ranked) to register as “alternates”. If some players fail to register, are disqualified as hackers/modders, or fail to show up on tournament day, you may be able to join in! There’s sure to be a handful or more so don’t give up hope if you were near to qualifying.

For those of you who did qualify, once again, accept those friend requests, register on the linked page, and get your characters and yourselves prepped and ready for February 5th! (If you qualified, but KNOW you won’t be able to participate on Tournament day, let us know so we can give your spot to an alternate. We’ll still hook you up with a prize)

love,

kelly