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Ooh Ooh! Tiny Monkey spotted in BBT!

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The day has come. Rise of the island of the cats. And on this island you will now find a new form of primate has been unleashed into the theater world to perform deadly acts on stage.

FeaturePost_TinyMonkeyThe Tiny Monkey.
It’ll blow your mind. 

The body of a normal-sized hominid but the head of a tiny monkey creature, you won’t want to miss your chance at unlocking this new prisoner as one of your friends in BattleBlock Theater. All you have to do is complete either the solo or co-op playlist in Furbottoms Features!

For the next two weeks, go solo in WaffleLand or grab a friend and do co-op in The Adventure.

Hurry! The Tiny Monkey will only be around until the next Furbottoms Features goes up on BBT!

Will Stamper – The Voice of BattleBlock Theater

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Well you’ve read about our fabulous experiences working with Will Stamper, now read Will Stamper’s experiences being fabulous (My words, not his. Don’t want to take away his street cred).

 

We asked him for yet another favor: to write on the subject of working with us at The Behemoth for BattleBlock Theater. He’ll give you his history with Dan Paladin, talk about developing the cinematics, quips & scripts, he’ll give you a few tips if you’re an aspiring voice actor or looking to work with one, and he’s even given us a list of equipment he uses. That’s like giving us the whole secret recipe!!

 

Note: We’ve run the original post through the cleansing machine so it remains family friendly but we think there’s still plenty of Will Stamper flavor in the post! Edited sections have been marked in red.

 

Anyway, we give you: Will Stamper:

 

Hello my precious treats!  It’s me, the narrator of BattleBlock Theater, Will Stamper.

I’ll be gunning for comprehensive here, so grab a coffee or something…this might get a bit long.  That’s what she  ANYWAYS don’t feel obligated to read the whole thing, you won’t hurt my feelings.  Okie dokes, let’s – WAIT – since I’m far too familiar with the flavor of my own foot, I’ll go ahead and drop a safety net over the Behemoth right now and take full responsibility for everything said below this point.  You know, just in case stuff gets weird.  For example, if I were to say: “Don Cheadle touches dude’s butts in his spare time”, it would be MY opinion, not The Behemoth’s.

 

And for the record, it’s unlikely that Don Cheadle touches dude’s butts in his spare time.  However, I’m far beyond speculation on this matter; my research will continue, and I will not stop until I’ve uncovered the truth.

 

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Will working at The Behemoth studio. Major street cred points for this pic.

 

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Free Donuts this week on BBT!

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In addition to the super rad animated Lava Lamp prisoner unlock you can get this week when you complete Furbottom’s Features in BattleBlock Theater, today is National Donut Day in America and we’re giving you free Donuts for a week!

FeaturePost_DonutsWe’re bringing back our special prisoner, Donuts, for anyone who didn’t catch it the first time it was available as a Furbottom Features unlock. All you have to do is  sign in to your Xbox LIVE account, open up the full version of BattleBlock Theater and watch as this special prisoner pops out of the vault. Donuts will be available from June 7th, noon PDT, until June 13th.

Note: not all of the special prisoner unlocks will be this easy to get! So get it before it’s gone!

More notes: Our Arena Features gets updated today as well! So be sure to download and have fun in the “Race For The Kiss.”