Wise up and play BattleBlock Theater!

Uncertain of what you’ll be doing for your few hours of freedom over the weekend? We’ll make it easier for you and pass on our wisdom: Play video games.
 
Specifically, play BattleBlock Theater and work towards unlocking Hooshmand, The Wise. That’s right! In Furbottom’s Features, you’ll be playing hard to work hard! (Huh?)
 
FeaturePost_HOOSHMAND
Just finish either the solo or co-op playlist in Furbottom’s Features and you will be granted this wildly, wise cat.
 
Hooshmand has seen things. Terrible, violent things. Play this week’s feature and you can also see terribly violent things, but at least you’ll get to hang out with Hooshmand in the end!

 
XBLA Solo Feature:
my_playlist1 by XxRINaRo87xX
Difficulty: Expert
 
Steam Solo Feature:
Floor is Lava[Solo] by KLJF22
Difficulty: Expert
 

Expert difficulty playlists will be challenges even for BattleBlock veterans. These levels are put together with no regard for the safety of your prisoner. Innovative and deadly exercises await inside these demanding levels. Doubly so on Insane Mode!

 

*A special note regarding Prisoner unlocks: Remember you can complete either Story mode Furbottom’s Feature to unlock this week’s featured Prisoner. If the Solo Feature is too hard, try Co-Op and vice versa! You can even recomplete current Feature’s you have already played!
 
If you already have Hooshmand, then you won’t be getting a pop up notification for a new prisoner. True story.

 

A TripleThreat returns to BattleBlock Theater

FeaturePost_TripThreatToday is National Sibling Day! There’s no other person(s?) who understands the importance of family bonding more than TripleThreat! These three can’t stand being apart ever…or is it that they can’t stand, if they’re apart? In any case, in the spirit of Sibling Day, we’re giving you three prisoners in the body of one!
 
Just head into BattleBlock Theater and go towards an online feature in the game to unlock this prisoner. If you already have TripleThreat in your list of Star prisoners, then you won’t be getting the notification.
 
While you’re already in the game, you may as well take advantage of our awesome new Arena Features made by the community!
 
XBLA Arena Feature
battle modes by NightBone2012

 

Steam Arena Feature

DopeOut Arena by echoplex