Sarah – Page 10 – The Behemoth Blog

ḁ̷̭̙͚͑̂̚ŕ̸̦̖͔̓ͅe̸̛̗̲͋̇͝ ̶̣̐͜a̴͔̤̩̓̀͂l̷̬͎͐̅̃͝ȉ̴͖̱͈̪̓͐̈ȇ̸̪̪̫̺̂̑́n̴̘͑͋̾͐͜ś̵̙̥͉̎͊̐ͅ ̴̨̺̗̐̂n̷̻̱͌͆̑̚ä̸͍͍̪͚́̾u̶̧̢̿̈́̊̒g̸̙̋̾͝h̵̯̔t̵̰͍͍̑͜͠y̴̥͂͑͋ ̵͉͊o̶̥̲̯͝r̴̰̳̹͚̐̌̿́ ̸̱͔̟̫͋̀̕ǹ̵͍͔̙̜́̿i̷̻͛c̶̛̻̓̈́e̸̤͝͠?̶̥͆͑̇

u̸̠͛̓̈́n̴̰̦̫̙̓̈l̷̢̡̞̣͌͝i̸̜͋m̴͈͙͎͛̌ͅi̸̧̘͕̓̔̄͐t̷̺͔̄̍è̴͈͠d̷͉̦̭̖͛̆ ̵̢̇͆ç̵̛͛o̸͖̯̤͖̐͋͝o̴̪̫̺̜͝k̸̲̽ǐ̴̘̼̪͍̍̅͑e̴̛̹̖̕s̶̛͔̻

w̷͚̒͆̅̔h̵̓͘͜ě̶͍̿͆ṟ̷̯̦̆̉̒ê̷͕̥͈͚͋̐̂ ̴̢̯̦̦̐̈́̈́t̸̤̆ơ̴̡̼̞͠ ̵̟̭̙̽̀̃ẅ̶̡́͊̓a̸̦̗̮̕ţ̵̱̒̾̒͛c̸̱̩͖̞͑͌͑ḩ̸͚̪̉̿̕ͅ ̵̪̟͌̽͆R̸̨̆̎ù̵̬ḑ̶̳̼̩̈́͆̊̕ō̴̧̬͈͠l̴̝̖̖̄͝p̵̯͍͋h̸̙̒͜

h̷̨̋ọ̴̈w̵̧̋ ̸̤̋t̵̛̺o̴̞͛ ̷͚͂w̷͎͝r̷̲̋ä̷͇́p̶̧͂ ̵̮̈́ạ̸̛n̵̲̐ ̸̫̀i̵̞͑c̴̓͜ë̶̝ ̶̹̊c̵̛̟r̵͍͆e̶̩͋à̶̢m̴͖̆ ̶͉͑c̷̠̾ő̶͍ń̸̪ẻ̷̥

p̸̹̽ṟ̶͋e̷̫͂t̴̗̍t̴͕̿ÿ̶͎́ ̵̛͇C̵͍͋h̵̰̃r̴̰̎i̴͓͛s̶̓͜ţ̵̛m̸̱̌a̷̦͠s̶̻̒ ̸̱̀ḻ̴͋i̵͚͋g̸̘̈́ḥ̷̿t̴͖͘ŝ̸̫

w̵̰̋h̶͙͊e̸̝̒r̸̩̂e̵̦͠ ̷̯̑i̵̦̓s̶̞̈́ ̷̢͑S̷̞̈́a̷̢͐n̴͕̊ţ̷͋ǎ̷̖ ̵̓͜r̴̤̉i̵̢͋g̷̟͛ḧ̶͖́ṭ̵̎ ̶̯̈n̵͓͑o̴̬̍w̸̻̍

These are just some of the searches we found when our mainframe was invaded by aliens. It seems that they’re all in the holiday spirit and trying to make the most of it. So, aliens, if you’re reading this, please do not gift-wrap ice cream cones. Just bring them straight back to the Mothership and get your sugar rush wiggles out while you’re there.

Unexpectedly, we suffered some sort of extraterrestrial breach Thursday, 14th of December, 2022. Everything is fine now – there is no immediate cause for concern. The only discernible difference we discovered was the previously mentioned search history (although when you consider thousands of aliens invading, it was much more abundant than those six searches), and one other curious thing…

The aliens left us a holiday surprise? It looks like some sort of calendar. We’re currently trying to work up the courage to open the first day. We’ll keep our eyes on it, think about it overnight, and report back tomorrow around noon. If only we could tune out that weird humming that keeps coming from it…

We’ll be updating our socials with daily findings in case the aliens invade our website domain again. If they come back, maybe we can keep them sated with some mutation juice and cookies.

It’s almost time; the potatoes have been mashed, the pies crusted, the cranberries cranberried… and the Churkey is in the oven! Only thing left to do is to don your fanciest of clothes before you sit down for a holiday meal surrounded by family…

What better way to do that than in a shirt with a pooping deer on it? And before you accept any grief for your choice of attire, remind everybody that it’s a talking piece.

Absolutely everything in our merch store will be 30% off over the Holiday of the Turkey, November 25th to 28th. Load up on socks for the cold winter upon us, tuck yourself into a warm duck shark plush hat, or cuddle up under one of our throw blankets. If you have the sniffles from the weather, why not dress up your tissue box with Hatty Hattington? Boring, generic tissue box no more!

We have tons of trinkets and stocking stuffers to prep for that onslaught of gift wrapping madness near the end of the year. Or treat yourself, just because, since you earned it.

Go forth and peruse; if you still need a link to our store, click here!

Plus, to make the deal extra savory, we’re throwing you a (wish)bone and treating you to a FREE scarf with any purchase over $40! Use the discount code SCARFYYY in your cart to qualify and get that sweet, swaddling goodness.

As if that wasn’t already the spice to your pumpkin, the Autumn Steam Sale is HERE!

If you’ve partaken in the past, you’ll know that all of our games get a good slash to the price tag, and a couple bundles do as well.

– Castle Crashers is 80% off
– Battleblock Theater is 80% off
– Pit People is 56% off

And our two bundles got a price cut as well:
– Can’t Stop Laughing Bundle (Castle Crashers and Battleblock Theater) is 76% off
– And Ultra Baby’s Co-op Chaos (Two copies of Battleblock Theater for you and a friend) is also 76% off!

All these sweet Steam discounts are available now until November 29th.