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Super Soviet Missile Mastar launch is GO

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Greetings Comrade!

On day of 40th capitalist leader, Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday, The Behemoth Mother Russia launch game to improve life quality of proletariat citizen. Super Soviet Missile Mastar (Super Soviet) requires your Marxists fingers to take control of “care package” that must be safely delivered to undisclosed country of origin. Along the way you’ll encounter birds, helicopters, and even revived B-1 bombers from the Carter Administration! You will enjoy. Da!

Thanks to Reaganomics (see what we did there) we can offer you this title for absoloutely free! But, please  to remember, in Soviet Russia games play you!

Observing please game’s glorious 8-bit technology here on iTunes.

Super Soviet Missile Mastar targets your iPhone/iPad

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Greetings comrades,

In our very first foray into iOS development, we are bringing Super Soviet Missle Mastar into the palms of your hands.  The much beloved and not at all offensive mini game from Alien Hominid HD will let you pilot your missile into the capitalist pigs*, dodging the usual helicopters, planes, and pesky birds. Assuming Apple doesn’t employ anti-air measures during the approval process, we expect to launch this into the universe sometime in the next month, for FREE! SSMM will push your iPhone to the edge of its capabilities with state-of-the art 8-bit graphics! Remember, in Soviet Russia game plays you.

*Any resemblance to any actual capitalist pigs living or dead is purely coincidental.