Valentine’s Day Cards, Sweet Sales, and INSANE Alien Gameplay?

We’ve all seen those low-effort yet hilarious Valentine’s Day cards that flood our social media feeds every February, right? This year, we asked our Discord community to participate in a contest to create a similar Behemoth-themed card to share the love (and some laughs). 

They turned out to be more thoughtful and sweet than low effort, so it was hard to choose just a few out of the bunch. Buuuut, we had three cute Gluten plushies to give out, so drumroll please~

Valentine’s Day Contest 2023 Winners ♥

Feast your eyes on the cutest Pit People card from community member Lagomorph.

Next, here’s a hilarious card from Burnt Toast that made us giggle and turn our harts all… runny? We might need to get that checked out.

And lastly, check out the sweetest little card from Beane, who always strives for Agent representation in our Discord full of alien fans.

Co-op Sale Goodies ♥

Wondering about those sweet Valentine’s co-op sales? Well we’ve got a few going on right now, so hold your breath and read all of this out loud quickly.

Want to sit on a couch and Pit People against each other in a big ol’ pit? What about sitting on a couch with a friend and Crashers Castle? Wait, that was supposed to say Castle Crashers.. Anyways, both games are on sale as part of the worldwide Xbox Gaming Together Sale! From now until Feb. 20, enjoy 60% off Pit People and 50% off Castle Crashers if you please.

We’ve also got a treat for our knights on PlayStation! Castle Crashers is currently 30% off, and if you have a PlayStation+ membership, you can DOUBLE that percentage to 60% off thanks to Sony’s Double Discount Sale. Now until March 1, you can grab this deal here, or on a PlayStation near you.

For our last sale of the season, Nintendo’s Winter Sale for the European region is in full swing, with Castle Crashers on sale for 50% off until Feb. 26. If you read all of that out loud, I’m proud of you. If you didn’t, don’t worry. I didn’t either. I’m still proud of you!


But wait, there’s one more delicious piece of news! We’ll be streaming next Friday on Twitch and YouTube. Come by at 2PM PST to watch your favorite community managers (ehehehehe) play Alien Hominid Invasion on INSANE mode. Check out the stream for some epic gameplay and stay for the laughs, as we certainly won’t die, right?

It’s a Lovely Day… for The Behemoth’s Valentine’s Day Fan Art Contest!

Love is in the air… actually, we don’t know what that looks, smells, or tastes like, but what we do know is that what’s actually coming up is Valentine’s Day! Seriously, our calendars told us.

We’re going to make sure that this Valentine’s Day is as lovely as it can be with our 2021 Valentine’s Day Fan Art Contest!

There are two contest categories that you can enter your fan art in: Sweetest and Loveliest. We know these are broad strokes, but we always love to see what our friends and fans come up with when we give you a word to play off of, so do what you feel and make our hearts soar!

We’ll pick a couple of winners from both categories, and those that strike us smitten will find themselves the beholder of some fabulous prizes!

The winner with the Sweetest drawing will be granted a Cupcake Plush, while the winner of the Loveliest category will earn Blacksmith Socks and a Purple Alien Hominid Invasion Bandana!

To enter, make some art, and then post it (or a picture of it) publicly to Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook with the hashtag #MyBehemothValentine before Tuesday, February 16, 2021 at 11:59 PM PT. Oh, and be sure to mention what category your art is for: Sweetest or Loveliest!

Yes, you get a couple of extra days past February 14th to enter just in case your Valentine’s Day plans particularly inspire you. We’ll take the next week to vote on our winners, then announce them in a spectacular fashion with prizes and all!

And remember, nothing gets a heart pumping like official rules and legal stuff, so be sure to review those here:

•Use #MyBehemothValentine and specify a category (Sweetest or Loveliest) for eligible entry.
•No purchase necessary.
•Must be 18 or older to enter (if in the US), or have parental consent.
•Group entries are allowed! (Only one prize pack per winning individual or group).
•Your entry must be your own creation (or your group’s, parent’s, family’s).
•Only new entries will be accepted (entries that were submitted in previous years will not be eligible).
•You may enter one unique entry to each category (but may not win both).
•International participants are welcome!

I love it already! Too soon?