New Merch is Here (Be)for(e) the Holidays ๐ŸŽ

Hey you — we know you’ve been waiting endlessly for the Pink Knight Hat to come to our online store, and we have good news for you.

It’s here.

In fact, there’s a whole bunch of new apparel for you to get into your hands and onto your body. Oh yes.

I know what you’re thinking — “But Roxanne, it’s almost the holidays! I want my cool new Behemoth stuff to arrive before then so I can give it to my friend/family/dog/self!”

Well my friend, I have even more good news for you. We’ll be shipping merch orders right until we head out for our own holidays, so you have shipping options to get your goods in your hands by December 25th so long as the order is made before December 20th.* (But of course, the earlier the better.)

But wait, there’s more! If you order at least $40 worth of merch, we’ll also provide you with free neck-warmth. Just add a scarf to your cart, and it’s all yours. This offer will only be available until December 20th, so don’t wait!

Happy holidays!

*Please note that some of these options may require additional shipping fees and may be subject to other holiday post delays out of our control.

The Last P.O.O.P of the Year – Pit People PC Tournament!

It’s finally time for the very last P.O.O.P. of the year. We’re so excited for this one last P.O.O.P.! That’s right, it’s the last Pit Official Offensive People tournament. And totally not whatever it is that you were thinking, ya weirdo.

This PC tournament is a no-holds-barred 1v1; pick your ultimate team comp, and take ’em all the way to the top (hopefully). Matches will take place between December 14th and December 22nd based off of competitor’s schedules.

The first place winner will get a Pit People Hoodie, with 2nd and 3rd place getting Pit People T-shirts so you can wear evidence of your victory directly on your body. (And if we don’t have your size, we’ll offer you a plush or figurine instead!)

Got game?

Join theย Pit Official Offensive People (Yes, that’s the TRUE meaning of P.O.O.P.) Discord serverย and let the organizers Normandia or KreeperKiller63 know you want to be a Pit People P.O.O.P. Participant. That’s a lot of P’s!

Weโ€™re happy to be supporting another awesome tournament, and can’t wait to see what team cinches the win! Catch you in the Pit.