Castle Crashers Sale On Xbox LIVE Arcade!

Egads! Somebody decided to chop the cost of Castle Crashers on Xbox LIVE Arcade in half as if it were a dastardly barbarian who pillaged our village. As you know, all lifeless, severed barbarian heads are only worth about 600 MS points on the black market, so that’s how much we’ll be charging for a copy of Castle Crashers from now through Monday, May 21st. Not a bad deal when you consider you’re getting the FULL game… that’s much better than only a portion of a barbarian corpse.



That right there is what we call value. You’d be a fool to pass up a deal like that. A FOOL! And don’t go tellin’ us that you already bought the game twenty times… that’s no excuse! When you see a good deal, you must snatch it up immediately, or you run the risk of having sleepless nights for the rest of your life. A lifetime of insomnia or 600 MS points. The choice is clear.

Plus, we know you forgot to buy mom a gift for Mother’s Day this past weekend. What better way to say, “I’m sorry for being a horrible offspring,” than with the gift of Castle Crashers? It’s what she really wants anyway. Seriously. She told us.

Grab a copy of Castle Crashers for 50% off before we realize what a horrible mistake we’ve made and put the price back where it should be. Check out the Microsoft Studios Sale!


Castle Crashers 1/2 Off Sale!

And so as it was foretold, XBLA Castle Crashers will be about the price of hamburger for 10 days this month of December.

It’s going to be 50% off!  Pretty close to FREE if you round up the percentage.. I suppose.

I was in this serious funk.  And so I was thinking;  So what if we’ve made the #1 rated XBLA game of all time?  XBLA Game of the Year XBLA Shmame of the Shmear, nothing is worth 15 dollars.  Maybe our efforts are REALLY only worth somewhere around 7 dollars.  Honestly, maybe even less.

For those of you who were specifically holding out for this moment of us devaluing our self worth: you’ve got more than a week to act on our brief crisis of confidence — but, everyone’s been saying really nice things about us lately so I’m guessing we’ll only be sad from December 21st to the 31st.   After that I bet we’ll be proud of what we’ve made once again. In the meantime, if you’ve been Castle Crashersless because you only have those 600 MS points that you found in your couch cushions, its a good time to finally check out this thing that we made.