Last month, we asked our Discord community to spread some festive cheer by making a parody of a holiday song using characters from our games! From ‘Dashing through the mill, in a four-knight group away’ to ‘Jingle bells, catfish smells, The Behemoth laid an egg,’ we had quite a few creative and jubilant entries.
The winners of the contest are AgentP93, who wrote about Pit People’s Bloodbath Lagoon battle, and Catman, who shared a delightful tune about Chicken Claus. Bawk! Meow?
Here are their entries for your reading (or singing!) pleasure:
AgentP93
(Parody of Last Christmas, about the battle at Bloodbath Lagoon in Pit People)
Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special
Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special
Once hidden and twice wry
You wreak resistance, but you still see my eye
Tell me brother, do you really hate me?
Well, I’ve met you here, you’re going to guide me
Happy Bloodbath, I crashed it and I bent it
‘Round a boat saying “I love Chog”, I meant it
Now I know ‘bout this pool we’re in
But if you drowned here now, I couldn’t float up again
Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special
Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special
Chog
Chog, Chog, eat me
A crowded stand, friends get sacrificed
I’m always your fan and your sacrifice
My Chog, I thought that you never got passed by on
Me? I guess I was a bath toy to cry on
A face like no other with a blueberry heart
A man that has suffered, but he has to depart
Ooh, ooh, now he knows where Hansel is
He’ll never lose him again
Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special
Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special
Special
A face like no other with a blueberry heart (He gave him hers)
A man that has suffered, but he has to depart
Maybe next year I’ll sacrifice someone
I’ll sacrifice someone special
Special
Sayonara
Catman
You Better Watch Out
You Better not cry
You Better not bawk
I’m telling you why
Chicken Claus is coming to town
He has a list of games
The fans want them twice
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice
Chicken Claus is coming to town
He knows when you are muted
He knows when you’ve been banned
He knows who’s been bad or good, so be good for Amanda’s Sake
OH
You Better Watch Out
You better not cry
You better not bawk
I’m telling you why
Chicken Claus is coming to town
Both AgentP93 and Catman earned their choice of a Steam key to one of our games, or a key for Alien Hominid Invasion when it releases this year! A big chicken bawk (and meow for Catman) to all who participated in our holiday event last year.
And if you haven’t checked out our Discord server yet, feel free to join here. We have cat pictures, channels for fan art and discussion about our games, CLEAN MEMES (who doesn’t love a clean meme?!), and more chaotic activities. See you there!