Another Summer! Another Summer Sale!

What is this, a crossover episode?!

Now for something completely different: getting stuff for less monetary stuff than that stuff normally goes for!

Yes, you maybe read that sentence right: It’s Steam Summer Sale Time! While it isn’t an official holiday yet, we won’t tell if you suddenly come down with a cold for a long summer weekend of gaming… If you’re still reading this, you’re most likely aware of what I’m about to tell you so I’ll just say it really, really fast:

The Steam Summer Sale is happening, literally happening right now, right this second until July 13th and all of our games are on sale like Castle Crashers, BattleBlock Theater, and Pit People but Castle Crashers and BattleBlock Theater are 80% off while Pit People is 56% off and our bundles are also a percent off and you can buy them now, you can buy them tomorrow, just be sure to buy them before July 13th at 10AM Pacific Time or you’re going to have to find more monetary stuffs to stuff these titles into your Steam library and/or backlog and I’m done with my run-on sentence!

Have A Good Summer (HAGS) from the Big Chicken!

Alien Hominid Invasion Demo Mothership Data Report

Greetings, invaders! Next Fest has come and gone, meaning it’s time to share some top-secret intel about the Mothership Data you all gathered for us last week. We’d like to thank each of you for helping us with the Invasion by sharing your thoughts and silly gameplay moments – we value your time and input more than you know!

Now, what you’ve all been waiting for. Drumroll, please…

To explain the intel in a little more detail:

The keyboard warriors win again! But wait, didn’t the Mothership suggest using a controller at the start? Since the demo was on Steam only, I suppose this makes sense in the grand scheme of things.

As for the most challenging foe, it seems the Hunters gave our invaders the most trouble, dealing 7% of all incoming damage toward all aliens. Don’t worry, your time for revenge will come. Surely.

Alien mission failure rate was pretty high at 71.9%, with most invaders losing on the third city block. I wonder what types of enemies you all were encountering then…

Invader kill to death ratio was at 44.8%, with over 6 million invader kills and 135,613 deaths. Great job to all our valiant alien friends for fighting the good fight!

For favorite cosmetics, it was no surprise to see one of our epic Vtuber heads as one of your most chosen items. Sarah has really started a trend here, eh? Honorable mention to the giraffe-like head, and the most popular weapons of course – Energy Knife, Dual Lasers, and the Combustor (what stylish weapons you all chose)!

Total invader playtime was at 21,274 hours – you all spent 2.4 years in a span of a week invading Earth! The Mothership is truly proud.

Once again, thanks to all the earthlings who took the time to try our game and share your thoughts about it! We couldn’t do it without you. Now that it’s all said and done, we’ll keep reviewing our Mothership Data and use it wisely to polish up the game. See you next time~