Dev Stream Landing on Friday, January 27

Dear chicken blog readers, fellow aliens, humans, and everyone who isn’t an agent,

This chicken has some exciting news to share with you all: we’ll be going live this Friday with our first dev stream of the year! Join us as we introduce our community managers on stream, discuss everything that’s been added to Alien Hominid Invasion since August, and of course, invade Earth.

What has been added in that time, do you ask? Well, we’ve got flashy new charge shots for multiple weapons, new hazards and checkpoint levels, a redesign for the HUD, and more that will make your 2023 Earth invasion chaotically enjoyable.

After gaming for a bit, we’ll be holding a short Q&A about AHI with THE ONE AND ONLY DAN PALADIN! Shoot us some questions on social media this week, and they may be answered on stream.

Last but not least, we’ll be debuting two new Vtuber models for Amanda and Sarah (the community managers mentioned earlier heheh)! Who doesn’t love watching cute alien Vtubers play a game where tons of aliens fall from the sky and invade your local neighborhood?

Join us this Friday, January 27, at 2pm PST/5pm EST/10pm GMT on our Twitch or YouTube channels to join in the chaos.

Sincerest Bawks,
Big Chicken

2022 Holiday Contest Winners

Last month, we asked our Discord community to spread some festive cheer by making a parody of a holiday song using characters from our games! From ‘Dashing through the mill, in a four-knight group away’ to ‘Jingle bells, catfish smells, The Behemoth laid an egg,’ we had quite a few creative and jubilant entries.

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The winners of the contest are AgentP93, who wrote about Pit People’s Bloodbath Lagoon battle, and Catman, who shared a delightful tune about Chicken Claus. Bawk! Meow?

Here are their entries for your reading (or singing!) pleasure:

AgentP93

(Parody of Last Christmas, about the battle at Bloodbath Lagoon in Pit People)

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Once hidden and twice wry
You wreak resistance, but you still see my eye
Tell me brother, do you really hate me?
Well, I’ve met you here, you’re going to guide me

Happy Bloodbath, I crashed it and I bent it
‘Round a boat saying “I love Chog”, I meant it
Now I know ‘bout this pool we’re in
But if you drowned here now, I couldn’t float up again

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Chog
Chog, Chog, eat me

A crowded stand, friends get sacrificed
I’m always your fan and your sacrifice
My Chog, I thought that you never got passed by on
Me? I guess I was a bath toy to cry on

A face like no other with a blueberry heart
A man that has suffered, but he has to depart
Ooh, ooh, now he knows where Hansel is
He’ll never lose him again

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Special

A face like no other with a blueberry heart (He gave him hers)
A man that has suffered, but he has to depart
Maybe next year I’ll sacrifice someone
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Special
Sayonara

Catman

You Better Watch Out
You Better not cry
You Better not bawk
I’m telling you why
Chicken Claus is coming to town
He has a list of games
The fans want them twice
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice
Chicken Claus is coming to town
He knows when you are muted
He knows when you’ve been banned
He knows who’s been bad or good, so be good for Amanda’s Sake
OH
You Better Watch Out
You better not cry
You better not bawk
I’m telling you why
Chicken Claus is coming to town

Both AgentP93 and Catman earned their choice of a Steam key to one of our games, or a key for Alien Hominid Invasion when it releases this year! A big chicken bawk (and meow for Catman) to all who participated in our holiday event last year.

And if you haven’t checked out our Discord server yet, feel free to join here. We have cat pictures, channels for fan art and discussion about our games, CLEAN MEMES (who doesn’t love a clean meme?!), and more chaotic activities. See you there!