2022 Holiday Contest Winners

Last month, we asked our Discord community to spread some festive cheer by making a parody of a holiday song using characters from our games! From ‘Dashing through the mill, in a four-knight group away’ to ‘Jingle bells, catfish smells, The Behemoth laid an egg,’ we had quite a few creative and jubilant entries.

The winners of the contest are AgentP93, who wrote about Pit People’s Bloodbath Lagoon battle, and Catman, who shared a delightful tune about Chicken Claus. Bawk! Meow?

Here are their entries for your reading (or singing!) pleasure:

AgentP93

(Parody of Last Christmas, about the battle at Bloodbath Lagoon in Pit People)

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Once hidden and twice wry
You wreak resistance, but you still see my eye
Tell me brother, do you really hate me?
Well, I’ve met you here, you’re going to guide me

Happy Bloodbath, I crashed it and I bent it
‘Round a boat saying “I love Chog”, I meant it
Now I know ‘bout this pool we’re in
But if you drowned here now, I couldn’t float up again

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Chog
Chog, Chog, eat me

A crowded stand, friends get sacrificed
I’m always your fan and your sacrifice
My Chog, I thought that you never got passed by on
Me? I guess I was a bath toy to cry on

A face like no other with a blueberry heart
A man that has suffered, but he has to depart
Ooh, ooh, now he knows where Hansel is
He’ll never lose him again

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Last Bloodbath I gave you to Chog
But the very next day his limbs were astray
This year, to save him from tears
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Special

A face like no other with a blueberry heart (He gave him hers)
A man that has suffered, but he has to depart
Maybe next year I’ll sacrifice someone
I’ll sacrifice someone special

Special
Sayonara

Catman

You Better Watch Out
You Better not cry
You Better not bawk
I’m telling you why
Chicken Claus is coming to town
He has a list of games
The fans want them twice
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice
Chicken Claus is coming to town
He knows when you are muted
He knows when you’ve been banned
He knows who’s been bad or good, so be good for Amanda’s Sake
OH
You Better Watch Out
You better not cry
You better not bawk
I’m telling you why
Chicken Claus is coming to town

Both AgentP93 and Catman earned their choice of a Steam key to one of our games, or a key for Alien Hominid Invasion when it releases this year! A big chicken bawk (and meow for Catman) to all who participated in our holiday event last year.

And if you haven’t checked out our Discord server yet, feel free to join here. We have cat pictures, channels for fan art and discussion about our games, CLEAN MEMES (who doesn’t love a clean meme?!), and more chaotic activities. See you there!

Halloween 2022 Contest Winners

It’s been the spookiest of times, it’s been the artiest of times. And it’s been an absolutely incredible return to hosting contests here at The Behemoth!

We are so grateful to every single person who entered a masterpiece into our Behemoth Halloween 2022 Art Contest, and to everyone in our Discord server providing some good Halloween discourse. There was an unearthly amount of aliens running around in their first ever Halloween costumes this year: some adorable, and some horrifying.

Also, the amount of talent that you all have hiding up your sleeve? I don’t have any Twix up my sleeve like that! (I ate all mine already on Halloween…)

Before we get to it, we wanted to let you know; due to the influx of costumed aliens pouring out of the sky and crash landing on Earth, we have decided to add some extra winners to all the categories, and some extra prizes. If we were able to, we would give each and every human who entered some sort of prize. Maybe we’ll send each alien with a briefcase of stickers to scatter as they land to Earth.

So without further ado

Winners of the “Greatest Extraterrestrial Costume” Award:

Destri

Weirtyuo

Larry “Gareth”

Winners of the “Spooky Scary Alien” Award:

Rexibro

JuL

AyK

Winners of the “Silly Silly Alien” Award:

Sometinycritter

JamingVision

Mold

Since we had around 200 entries (yes, 200!), we decided to also honor some special mentions and send twenty contestants a lucky Chicken Keychain! Make sure to follow and keep up-to-date for future contests (and there will be future contests!) Thank you so much to everybody for submitting their out-of-this-world works of art. You are why We Make Games!

And the special mentions go out to (in no particular order)

  1. _dog
  2. SirCrumbsAlot
  3. WariN
  4. @s_zenmode
  5. EyepodNation
  6. Kwepsi
  7. Serpent
  8. rebuK
  9. DULLDOOD
  10. Brokenarms_
  11. MaskeDnix497
  12. @Tlamat_Art
  13. Normal Human Earth Pig
  14. Dreamgiver, submitting for daughter ChaosPotato
  15. TimeSweepersecret
  16. @Ruben_SR_
  17. @mewtiplexer
  18. Sthespookybeebee
  19. Melat0nin

If you wish to view the gallery of submissions and feast your eyes on the special mentions, please visit our Discord, or search #BehemothHalloween on Twitter to see our Twitter entries!

For the winners, please be on the lookout for a message from The Chicken (or Churkey) on either Twitter or Discord (depending on how you entered) for instructions on how to claim your prize!

Until next time, spooky aliens.